rnarker:

i hate when people say “you’ve barely touched your food” like what do you want me to do stroke it 

humancomputer:

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

humancomputer:

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

clashboarding:

when ur mom gives u money to buy something and forgets to ask for the change

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smoshbuscusdawson:

Phantom of the Opurrah

smoshbuscusdawson:

Phantom of the Opurrah

gabite:

those cashiers that let you buy things when you’re missing a few cents deserve to live forever

mariofartwii:

a boob on the tumblr??!?

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