i hate when people say “you’ve barely touched your food” like what do you want me to do stroke it
If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television
when ur mom gives u money to buy something and forgets to ask for the change
Phantom of the Opurrah
those cashiers that let you buy things when you’re missing a few cents deserve to live forever
a boob on the tumblr??!?